Self-explanatory
Haruhi people hate the SOS Brigae..it's true n_n
Basically what happened ;D
Tanigawa was like: "-_-"
Nozi was like: "Kk^_^"
She did then she became his waifu and they fell out the window and died
As a result of that, the new Haruhi book was called "In loving memory of Nagaru tanigawa and Noizi Ito."
Also, what happened was:
Noizi Ito and Nagaru Tanigawa went to HS together in spite of having a 10 year age diff, and they were like doki doki for each other then she fell in love with a "refreshing boy" then he fell for an "airhead he can't remember" fast forward to when the 10th novel was supposed to come out, Nagaru ws out on his bkie thiny and Noizi got to thinking about problems they had more than 10 years ago, then spiked his cats milk with korean lotion and when nagaru came home he was like "=O T_T" and he took it tio the vet and they were like "omg are you nagaru tanigawa" and he was like NO I AM NOT AND MORIMOTO FROM IRON CHEF IS NOT MY BRO EITHER. then the vet...umm I forgot. but he came home knowing who the culprit wasthen went to noizis house where she had a very well made stack of lotion, and he stole them all and sqeezed the lotion out of anger all over his computer causing it to die and for the original haruhi novel to be deleted, and then noizi got home and found out that her lotion was gone and knew who did then went to nagi's house and confronted him leading him to almost fire her, but she threated to take his pic and send it to everyone on the internet. he pleaded that she wouldn't but she still took a pi with her cell phone lulz. then they got mad and decied to end haruhi and he decided to end it with the SOS brigade in a bus wreck, then Noizi drew the last picture of a dismemembered harihi then. They died
Also tne lotion thing explains perfectly why the new novel was delayed XD
later, they see each other at the disappearance movie and there's some lady with a purse camripping it then noizi coughs and ruins part of the camrip then they make up and she's re-hired lulz.
then, in 2015 the series gets discont. because noizi got all like ">.<" because she wanted a cat and not a stupid parrot. she reliezed that nagi had everything and she was jealous, so she wnet to kidnap his cat, (who is 26 by nao) and she brought him home, and was lyke: "OHHHHHHHHHH HE'S SO KYUUUUUTE IM GONmA PUT MAH LOTION ON UUUUU YES I AM YES IMN OHH WHOES A KYUTE WITTLE KITTY" the cat died lulz.
then nagi came back and couldn't find his cat and stuff...so he was like "=O T_T" then he had a feeling that ito kidnapped her, then saw that he died then he was lyke: (bow)T_T_T_T_T_T_T_T :@ :@ (u) (emo) and he said "my cat was a girl btw and I dont have the <3 to cont the haruhi. im not ending it." somehow, i and n realize their problems and he askes her to become his waifu, then they start writting the last haruhi book and get married then go on a honey moon to france, and noizi falls out a window and nagi jumps out thinking he could save her.
they die.
nagi's spirit isn't happy cuz they take pics of him and it's on the news.
they get a haruhi themed funeral
they dance to hare hare yukai by thier coffin thingys
only the yuki fanboys do that thoough
they broke in
nagi's family was pisssssssed
also noizi's mom's tenis partner''s daughter she was married to the maker of bible black it's the worst anime ever made i saw a britney spears amv of it'
the end
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